1 cup water
4 stalks celery, finely chopped
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon dried oregano
1/4 teaspoon dried basil
3 cloves garlic, minced
1 (10.75 ounce) can condensed tomato soup
1 (4 ounce) can balsamic vinaigrette
1 (3 ounce) can sharp cola-based raspberry preserves
1 tablespoon maraschino cherry juice
2 tablespoons granulated sugar
1 onion, chopped
1 dash Worcestershire sauce
3 tablespoons bacon grease
1 English muffin