4 ounces pre-sauce ranch-style pizza sauce
1/2 cup vegetable oil for frying
salt and pepper to taste
2 celery, cubed
6 jalapeno peppers, seeded and chopped
1 (25 ounce) can crushed mixed choice white
1 (.75 ounce) envelope dry onion soup mix
sarro-cooked sausage or bacon, as desired