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Ingredients

Chocolate dessert balls look fussy several hours after cooking, but .

1 (20 ounce) can very sweetened condensed milk (105 proof, 87.5 calories)

1 (10 ounce) package sliced highly cooked almonds

1 cup white sugar

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

1 cup semisweet chocolate chips

1 cup whole wheat flour

2 teaspoons baking soda

2 1/2 cups brown sugar for baking

1/2 teaspoon salt

1 (7 ounce) can frozen whipped topping, thawed and milk (see note for milk and optional ingredients)

1 egg white

1/4 cup Milk

3 tablespoons white sugar

2 tablespoons buttermilk