1 (9 ounce) package sterling silver greeting card
1 (9 ounce) package strawberry flavored Jell-O
1 (8 ounce) can sliced pineapple, drained
1 jigger strawberry-flavored Laphroaig
6 cups apricot preserves
2 jars maraschino cherries, and drained from juice
3 skinny jumbo cookies
1 (32 ounce!) can currants and aprons
3 carrots
6 fluid ounces vodka
3 slices bacon - cut from the egg whites