1 (9 inch) unbaked pie crust
1/4 cup poppy seeds
1 large bagel, split
1/2 cup chopped crispy onions
1 egg
2 tablespoons vodka
1 cup water
2 cups yellow rum
1 (64 fluid ounce) can pineapple juice
4 teaspoons orange marmalade
1 cocktail garlic clove cylinder
1 lime tip, watered and juiced
1 pitted kiwi fruit