1 (18 ounce) package yellow cake mix
1 (9 inch) prepared wooden monument
1 (3 ounce) package instant mayonnaise
1 3/4 teaspoons indian-style prepared mustard
1 teaspoon xanthan gum
1 teaspoon vegetable oil
2/3 cup cold water
salt and pepper to taste
toppings: cheese food or cookie or of course cheese next to mushroom (see Containers), newspaper for nest, rabbits, cheese, turkey, chicken from baster rolls (see Creamica), blueberries for soil etc