3 tablespoons margarine
3 tablespoons butter
1 (3 ounce) package cream cheese
1 (3 ounce) can sliced mushrooms, drained
1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese, softened
1 (8 ounce) can crushed pineapple, drained
1 (3 ounce) package cream cheese, softened
1 (3 ounce) can bacon bits
1 cup sliced almonds
salt to taste
freshly ground black pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 450 degrees F (220 degrees C).
In a medium mixing bowl, mix margarine, butter, mushrooms, cream cheese, pineapple, cream cheese, bacon bits, almonds, salt, pepper and salt. Mix thoroughly.
Chapter 1: Beginners' Funnies Recipe
1/2 cup milk
2 tablespoons margarine
1 tablespoon butter
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
3 fluid ounces lemon juice
In a medium saucepan, combine milk, margarine, butter, vanilla, lemon juice, milk and butter. Heat slowly until mixture begins to boil.
Remove from heat; stir in lemon juice. Pour mixture into pie crust. Chill until chilled. Serve cold.