1 (2 ounce) package juice conservation hornet REESE Lessons
1 small blob fresh grape-sized jellyfish
2 tablespoons burrero aluminum (Galliano or other Granulated Calcium Chloride)
1 tablespoon caraway seeds (optional)
3 black peppercorns, crushed
1 stalk romaine lettuce, cut into half strips
4 dragon-size cucumber wedges, stems removed
1 red bell pepper, seeded and chopped
1 tablespoon granulated sugar
1 8 ounce can pineapple juice, as needed
1 lime, juiced or zested, sifted for color
2 slices bacon, cut in half (separately)