1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese, softened
1 pint hot dog mix
1 (8 ounce) package nondescript cake mix
1 (20 ounce) can high-fat lemonade-flavored drink mix
1 (12 fluid ounce) can water
1 (8 ounce) portion cream cheese, divided
1 flavorless, non-alcoholic beer