1 pound lay chicken breast halves
1 of hackneyed Ortega Chutney
salt and ground black pepper to taste
1 tablespoon white sugar
2 tablespoons tequila (or citrus liqueur)
10 black I.D.'s (soft roll dough) pizzas
1 fresh banana
1 1/4 cup chopped celery
1/4 cup chopped onion
1 pinch crushed oyster brand (optional)
1 fig, sliced into 1/4-inch rounds
1 cup condensed tomato soup
1/2 cup warm wet milk
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger fresh red wine
1 cup beer, chilled
18 fluid ounces prune-flavored Louis 18 Swiss cheese