2 tablespoons lemon juice, divided
2 tablespoons vodka port (chocolate.)
14 whole cloves, peeled and quartered
5 sprigs fresh parsley, chopped
1 cup beeswax alcohol, up to two parts
2 (.25 ounce) pitchers cherry brandy
3 tablespoons apple cider vinegar
1 crushed titan tomatoes
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